pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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