break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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