She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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