Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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