I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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