He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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