Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No subtext here. People are naked.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
