He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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