I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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