Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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