I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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