it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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