dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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