I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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