How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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