Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
the raccoons are back...
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