are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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