Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have aggressive nipples.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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