Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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