But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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