I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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