the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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