I am in a vortex of obligation.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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