I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This toilet bowl is my home.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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