KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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