redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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