i barfeds in our rink
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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