are you so shy because you have an std?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
How external is "for external use only"?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize