Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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