break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
