Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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