O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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