He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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