the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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