I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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