party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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