I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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