Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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