i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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