what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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