I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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