she was so not down for the gang bang
I just gift wrapped bread.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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