Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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