Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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