Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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