thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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