I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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