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(908): View more from New Jersey

her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.

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(360): View more from Washington

there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am

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(585): View more from New York

ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.

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(847): View more from Illinois

there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

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(864): View more from South Carolina

So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊

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(214): View more from Texas

Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?

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