Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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