..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
