Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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