I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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