This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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