he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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