We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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