whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My penis needs a shock collar
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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