two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
